I Have a Halo


I have a halo
I keep it in the closet
I put it on on Sunday
And when I feel religious

I have a halo
It keeps me out of trouble
When I put it on on Sunday
And when I feel religious

Like a hula hoop around my head
Like the conscience that I never had
Like the test patterns on late late night tv

I don't have a crucifix
That I wear around my neck
i got my own halo
I keep it in the closet
It takes a funny hanger
And quite a lot of room