voice of experience

things i've found to be generally true

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slow down

just because you can doesn't mean you have to

just because you can doesn't mean you should

don't start smoking - you don't have to quit that way

don't store tupperware in the oven

if your wife asks what's wrong it's
probably not a good idea to tell her you
can't stop thinking about another woman

it's hard to do nothing all day long

get more sleep